public class DeveloperLife {
private int coffeeCount = 0;
private boolean canCode = false;
public void startDay() {
while(!canCode) {
coffeeCount++;
if(coffeeCount >= 2) {
canCode = true;
System.out.println("Ready to turn coffee into code! ");
}
}
}
// The universal truth
public String getProductivity() {
return coffeeCount == 0 ? "Error 404: Brain not found" :
coffeeCount < 2 ? "Loading..." : "Coding ninja activated! ";
}
}
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